The Assistant is very ashamed of herself but I am going to tell you what she did. She took me to a strange place and left me there for four whole nights on my own. I was bemused to say the least.
She has apologised many times and swears she will never, ever do it again.
I am turning it to my advantage though.
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| She can't do enough for me now |
I have had loads of kisses and cuddles. She feels bad about it and so she should!
The Assistant and the Dog Monster went to Scotland. I don't know where that is but it's far away apparently. She thought I would be safe in the Prison and that I would be "too much trouble" for anyone else to look after. Would you believe that??
I have had the last laugh though because Thomas the Traitor, as I'm now calling him, went to stay next door with Anna and showed himself up! They thought he would be easy to look after......
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| You see, he looks cute doesn't he? |
There were various difficulties, mainly because T the T is very stubborn and very determined and he snores!!
But the Best Bit is
he was seen playing with, and killing, a mouse!
Right there in the front street!!
So now it leaves some doubt as to who has brought all the dead bodies. I was getting blamed for all of them, but not any more.
Ha Ha Ha!
We won't be sleeping together like this again in a hurry!
Thomas has been hissing at me since I returned. I am reminded that I was mean to him for the first day he moved here.
I think he thought I'd gone for good and he was well and truly in with both the Assistant and Anna-next-door.
Anyway, the Assistant has learned her lesson from this.
She didn't really enjoy her holiday and Dog Monster was very unsettled apparently.
In some ways I have come off best but don't tell her that.
Harmony will be restored but not before I've milked it for all it's worth!
See you next time
Lots of Love
Othello /OJ/ Jason
